Mock him all you'd like...but that POW Card got him an amazing upgrade in the wife department: Younger, healthier & Dirty-Filthy-Sexy Rich with unlimited access to beer and pills.
His old pick up line: "Hey baby, I know some stress positions that will blow your mind"...worked like a charm. As a matter of fact, the DRILL HERE/DRILL NOW slogan was born that night. So, who's laughing now?...Suckerz.
Just a few games of Naughty Prisoner/Dominatrix Prison Guard later...
Eight Mansions- $100 million dollars
Swanky non-elitist shoes- $500.00
Sympathy date/adultery - Priceless
Don't hate the player, hate the game...
Better yet, get your own POW Card at any participating McCain Election Center in the Greater Baghdad area.
(No need to ACT NOW!: Supplies are unlimited and this offer may expire in 100 years. Ability to crash 4 multi-million dollar military aircraft due to pilot error will be verified. Valid record of moral leadership and/or decency not required.)
Friends of Liberty: The McCain Card
By mememan - Posted on August 23rd, 2008
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