"GUNS FOR JESUS"..."Arma-get-it-on" Gone Wild!

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"Dear Lord/Baby Jesus":

  We humbly prayer, here in our garage wednesday evening prayer group, that you shoot straight, keep spit on your sights and never just "wing" any of the people who hate you.

   We beseech your FATHER to provide you with enough ammunition to get the job done in Iraq.  Oh, heavenly Son of God,  we ask you do the will of Sean Hannrity of Fox News and blast the smithereens & wesson out of the ungodly Persians...while overlooking that it was the Persians who built the 1st Temple in Jerusalem.

  Oh, sweet lord, thank you for shooting that traitor John Lennon and all the other evil attackers of the Christian Religion.  We only pray you shoot straight as you begin to rid the world of "Rock & Roll Jesus" people..who drive all those Chevy's around the community.

   In return for your Love, we will create a new website called "Whores For Jesus" in which we will allow our wives to 'screw' the "be-jesus' out of strange men, in celebration of the whore "Mary Magdaleine"...that you used to like.

   With all humility, we Pray...for their Brains Splattered everywhere.  (Could you please start with Indian Sub-in-continent.  If not, how about "Bang-Bang-Bang-Ladesh?

   WE LOVE YOU DUDE!

    your followers.

  Jimminy "the cricket" Robertson

PS:  If you would, oh lord we pray, could you send us some tips on how to keep our powder dry...when we are dunked in the baptismal fountain?  I mean, some us are born again, and again, and again, and again...so we have to keep gettin baptised..over and over..because we keep fallin off the "War-Wagon"..if you know what we mean.   So, bobby ray, here in Charleston has been re-born nearly 18 times since as he has this super duper really hot 22 year old next door neighbor, and his wife works.  Well, we are really sorry to bother you...but his "Walnut Gun Stock" (just like yours) is turning a little white..."!  So please help him!